THE UNKILLABLE GUARANTEE & RETURN POLICY Effective Date: March 2026
At GRUNTBAG, we build gear for the trenches. We use 1000D Cordura and eliminate the hardware because we refuse to accept failure. We stand behind our manufacturing with absolute certainty. Here are our Rules of Engagement for returns and warranties:
1. THE UNKILLABLE GUARANTEE (LIFETIME CRAFTSMANSHIP WARRANTY)Our GRUNTBAGS are designed to be dropped, slammed, and punished. If your GRUNTBAG suffers a catastrophic structural failure or a blown seam due to a manufacturing defect while doing the work it was designed to do, we will repair or replace it. Period.
The "Zero Slack" Exceptions: We cover our craftsmanship, not your stupidity. The Unkillable Guarantee does NOT cover intentional destruction, dragging the bag across rough asphalt behind a truck, bullet holes, knife slashes, or your Pit Bull chewing it to pieces. It covers standard, brutal physical training. GRUNTBAG retains absolute and sole authority to determine what constitutes standard use versus intentional abuse.
2. THE 30-DAY STANDARD RETURN (UNUSED GEAR) If you receive your GRUNTBAG and realize you aren't ready for the standard, you can return it.
3. HOW TO INITIATE A CLAIM OR RETURN Do not ship gear back without authorization. To initiate a return or an Unkillable Guarantee claim, contact our command center:
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