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Unkillable Guarantee & Return Policy

THE UNKILLABLE GUARANTEE & RETURN POLICY Effective Date: March 2026

At GRUNTBAG, we build gear for the trenches. We use 1000D Cordura and eliminate the hardware because we refuse to accept failure. We stand behind our manufacturing with absolute certainty. Here are our Rules of Engagement for returns and warranties:

1. THE UNKILLABLE GUARANTEE (LIFETIME CRAFTSMANSHIP WARRANTY)Our GRUNTBAGS are designed to be dropped, slammed, and punished. If your GRUNTBAG suffers a catastrophic structural failure or a blown seam due to a manufacturing defect while doing the work it was designed to do, we will repair or replace it. Period.

The "Zero Slack" Exceptions: We cover our craftsmanship, not your stupidity. The Unkillable Guarantee does NOT cover intentional destruction, dragging the bag across rough asphalt behind a truck, bullet holes, knife slashes, or your Pit Bull chewing it to pieces. It covers standard, brutal physical training. GRUNTBAG retains absolute and sole authority to determine what constitutes standard use versus intentional abuse.

2. THE 30-DAY STANDARD RETURN (UNUSED GEAR) If you receive your GRUNTBAG and realize you aren't ready for the standard, you can return it.

  • You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
  • The gear must be in brand-new, unused condition. If you filled it with sand and sweated on it, it is yours.
  • You are responsible for the return shipping costs. Once we receive and inspect the pristine gear, we will issue a full refund to your original payment method within 5 days.

3. HOW TO INITIATE A CLAIM OR RETURN Do not ship gear back without authorization. To initiate a return or an Unkillable Guarantee claim, contact our command center:

  • Email: GRUNTBAG@gruntbag.com
  • Include your order number, a description of the issue, and photos of the damage if claiming the Lifetime Warranty. We will review the intel and send you the return shipping instructions.

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Designed by a Combat Marine, 82nd Airborne, 20th SFG Paratrooper. You’re here because you’re looking for the PIG—the most unruly, hardware-free, USA-made strength training sandbag ever built. But before you gear up, you need to understand the mission, and get your mind right.

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